Thoughtless Thursday, why are you here? Nobody likes you and nobody cares.
Third-Rate Thursday you're just in the way, 24 hours of an unwanted day.
Trivial Thursday I can't make you out, what is your purpose, you've come with no clout.
Towering Thursday, standing in the way, blocking Friday, causing Saturday further delay.
Torturous Thursday your hours drag by between Wednesday and Friday you're so frigging dry!